I wish

I wish I could be COOL like John Christopher "Johnny" Depp II

I wish I could be GENIUS like Mark Elliot Zuckerberg

I wish I could be FIRM like Donald John Trump

I wish I could be BILLIONAIRE like William Henry "Bill" Gates III

I wish I could be NOTORIOUS PREACHER like Ahmed Hussein Deedat

And err....I wish I could have a DATE with Lisa Surihani. ROFLMAO!.